Saturday, August 19, 2006

Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
  • 10.Runs on 200 "D" batteries.
    9.In the morning you have to defrost it.
    8.Runs on Windows '78
    7.Box reads "Pre-loaded with hundreds of viruses!"
    6. Tech support number is a Silicon Valley Applebee's.
    5. For better internet reception, salesman includes pair of rabbit ears.
    4. You move the pointer around by licking the screen.
    3. It's made by IBN.
    2. The mouse bit you.
    1. When you tell it to print, it tells you to go screw yourself.
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