Saturday, May 19, 2007

20 Most Amazing Coincidences

20 Most Amazing Coincidences

from : ODDWEEK.COM


James Dean's car curse


In September 1955, James Dean was killed in a horrific car accident whilst he was driving his Porsche sports car. After the crash the car was seen as very unlucky.
a) When the car was towed away from accident scene and taken to a garage, the engine slipped out and fell onto a mechanic, shattering both of his legs.

b) Eventually the engine was bought by a doctor, who put it into his racing car and was killed shortly afterwards, during a race. Another racing driver, in the same race, was killed in his car, which had James Dean's driveshaft fitted to it.

c) When James Dean's Porsche was later repaired, the garage it was in was destroyed by fire.

d) Later the car was displayed in Sacramento, but it fell off it's mount and broke a teenager's hip.

e) In Oregon, the trailer that the car was mounted on slipped from it's towbar and smashed through the front of a shop.

f) Finally, in 1959, the car mysteriously broke into 11 pieces while it was sitting on steel supports.



A falling baby, saved twice by the same man

In Detroit sometime in the 1930s, a young (if incredibly careless) mother must have been eternally grateful to a man named Joseph Figlock. As Figlock was walking down the street, the mother's baby fell from a high window onto Figlock. The baby's fall was broken and both man and baby were unharmed. A stroke of luck on its own, but a year later, the very same baby fell from the very same window onto poor, unsuspecting Joseph Figlock as he was again passing beneath. And again, they both survived the event. (Source: Mysteries of the Unexplained)



A bullet that reached its destiny years later

Henry Ziegland thought he had dodged fate. In 1883, he broke off a relationship with his girlfriend who, out of distress, committed suicide. The girl's brother was so enraged that he hunted down Ziegland and shot him. The brother, believing he had killed Ziegland, then turned his gun on himself and took his own life. But Ziegland had not been killed. The bullet, in fact, had only grazed his face and then lodged in a tree. Ziegland surely thought himself a lucky man. Some years later, however, Ziegland decided to cut down the large tree, which still had the bullet in it. The task seemed so formidable that he decided to blow it up with a few sticks of dynamite. The explosion propelled the bullet into Ziegland's head, killing him. (Source: Ripley's Believe It or Not!)



Twin Boys, twin lives

The stories of identical twins' nearly identical lives are often astonishing, but perhaps none more so than those of identical twins born in Ohio. The twin boys were separated at birth, being adopted by different families. Unknown to each other, both families named the boys James. And here the coincidences just begin. Both James grew up not even knowing of the other, yet both sought law-enforcement training, both had abilities in mechanical drawing and carpentry, and each had married women named Linda. They both had sons whom one named James Alan and the other named James Allan. The twin brothers also divorced their wives and married other women - both named Betty. And they both owned dogs which they named Toy. Forty years after their childhood separation, the two men were reunited to share their amazingly similar lives. (Source: Reader's Digest, January 1980)



Just like Edgar Allan Poe's book

In the 19th century, the famous horror writer, Egdar Allan Poe, wrote a book called 'The narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym'. It was about four survivors of a shipwreck who were in an open boat for many days before they decided to kill and eat the cabin boy whose name was Richard Parker. Some years later, in 1884, the yawl, Mignonette, foundered, with only four survivors, who were in an open boat for many days. Eventully the three senior members of the crew, killed and ate the cabin boy. The name of the cabin boy was Richard Parker.



Twin brothers, killed on the same road, two hours apart

On 2002, Seventy-year-old twin brothers have died within hours of one another after separate accidents on the same road in northern Finland. The first of the twins died when he was hit by a lorry while riding his bike in Raahe, 600 kilometres north of the capital, Helsinki. He died just 1.5km from the spot where his brother was killed. "This is simply a historic coincidence. Although the road is a busy one, accidents don't occur every day," police officer Marja-Leena Huhtala told Reuters. "It made my hair stand on end when I heard the two were brothers, and identical twins at that. It came to mind that perhaps someone from upstairs had a say in this," she said.



Three suicide attempts, all stopped by the same Monk

Joseph Aigner was a fairlly well-known portrait painter in 19th century Austria who, apparently, was quite an unhappy fellow: he several times attempted suicide. His first attempt was at the young age of 18 when he tried to hang himself, but was interrupted by the mysterious appearance of a Capuchin monk. At age 22 he again tried to hang himself, but was again saved from the act by the very same monk. Eight years later, his death was ordained by others who sentenced him to the gallows for his political activities. Once again, his life was saved by the intervention of the same monk. At age 68, Aiger finally succeeded in suicide, a pistol doing the trick. His funeral ceremony was conducted by the same Capuchin monk - a man whose name Aiger never even knew. (Source: Ripley's Giant Book of Believe It or Not!)



Poker winnings, to the unsuspected son

In 1858, Robert Fallon was shot dead, an act of vengeance by those with whom he was playing poker. Fallon, they claimed, had won the $600 pot through cheating. With Fallon's seat empty and none of the other players willing to take the now-unlucky $600, they found a new player to take Fallon's place and staked him with the dead man's $600. By the time the police had arrived to investigate the killing, the new player had turned the $600 into $2,200 in winnings. The police demanded the original $600 to pass on to Fallon's next of kin - only to discover that the new player turned out to be Fallon's son, who had not seen his father in seven years! (Source: Ripley's Giant Book of Believe It or Not!)



A novel that unsuspectedly described the spy next door

When Norman Mailer began his novel Barbary Shore, there was no plan to have a Russian spy as a character. As he worked on it, he introduced a Russian spy in the U.S. as a minor character. As the work progressed, the spy became the dominant character in the novel. After the novel was completed, the U.S. Immigration Service arrested a man who lived just one floor above Mailer in the same apartment building. He was Colonel Rudolf Abel, alleged to be the top Russian spy working in the U.S. at that time. (Source: Science Digest)



Mark Twain and Halley's Comet

Mark Twain was born on the day of the appearance of Halley's Comet in 1835, and died on the day of its next appearance in 1910. He himself predicted this in 1909, when he said: "I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it."



Three strangers on a Train, with complementary last names

In the 1920s, three Englishman were traveling separately by train through Peru. At the time of their introduction, they were the only three men in the railroad car. Their introductions were more surprising than they could have imagined. One man's last name was Bingham, and the second man's last name was Powell. The third man announced that his last name was Bingham-Powell. None were related in any way. (Source: Mysteries of the Unexplained)



Two brothers killed by the same taxi driver, one year apart

In 1975, while riding a moped in Bermuda, a man was accidentally struck and killed by a taxi. One year later, this man's bother was killed in the very same way. In fact, he was riding the very same moped. And to stretch the odds even further, he was struck by the very same taxi driven by the same driver - and even carrying the very same passenger! (Source: Phenomena: A Book of Wonders, John Michell and Robert J. M. Rickard)



Swapped Hotel Findings

In 1953, television reporter Irv Kupcinet was in London to cover the coronation of Ellizabeth II. In one of the drawers in his room at the Savoy he found found some items that, by their identification, belonged to a man named Harry Hannin. Coincidentally, Harry Hannin - a basketball star with the famed Harlem Globetrotters - was a good friend of Kupcinet's. But the story has yet another twist. Just two days later, and before he could tell Hannin of his lucky discovery, Kupcinet received a letter from Hannin. In the letter, Hannin told Kucinet that while staying at the Hotel Meurice in Paris, he found in a drawer a tie - with Kupcinet's name on it! (Source: Mysteries of the Unexplained)



Two Mr. Brysons, same hotel room

While on a business trip sometime in the late 1950s, Mr. George D. Bryson stopped and registered at the Brown Hotel in Louisville, Kentucky. After signing the register and being given his key to room 307, he stopped by the mail desk to see if any letters had arrived for him. Indeed there was a letter, the mail girl told him, and handed him an envelope addressed to Mr. George D. Bryson, room 307. This wouldn't be so odd, except the letter was not for him, but for room 307's just-previous occupant - another man named George D. Bryson. (Source: Incredible Coincidence, Alan Vaughan)



Twins brothers, same heart attack

John and Arthur Mowforth were twins who lived about 80 miles apart in Great Britain. On the evening of May 22, 1975, both fell severely ill from chest pains. The families of both men were completely unaware of the other's illness. Both men were rushed to separate hospitals at approximately the same time. And both died of heart attacks shortly after arrival. (Source: Chronogenetics: The Inheretance of Biological Time, Luigi Gedda and Gianni Brenci)



A novel that predicted the Titanic's destiny, and another ship that almost followed

Morgan Robertson, in 1898, wrote "Futility". It described the maiden voyage of a transatlantic luxury liner named the Titan. Although it was touted as being unsinkable, it strikes an iceberg and sinks with much loss of life. In 1912 the Titanic, a transatlantic luxury liner widely touted as unsinkable strikes an iceberg and sinks with great loss of life on her maiden voyage. In the Book, the Month of the Wreck was April, same as in the real event. There were 3,000 passengers on the book; in reality, 2,207. In the Book, there were 24 Lifeboats; in reality, 20.
Months after the Titanic sank, a tramp steamer was traveling through the foggy Atlantic with only a young boy on watch. It came into his head that it had been thereabouts that the Titanic had sunk, and he was suddenly terrified by the thought of the name of his ship - the Titanian. Panic-stricken, he sounded the warning. The ship stopped, just in time: a huge iceberg loomed out of the fog directly in their path. The Titanian was saved.



A writer, found the book of her childhood

While American novelist Anne Parrish was browsing bookstores in Paris in the 1920s, she came upon a book that was one of her childhood favorites - Jack Frost and Other Stories. She picked up the old book and showed it to her husband, telling him of the book she fondly remembered as a child. Her husband took the book, opened it, and on the flyleaf found the inscription: "Anne Parrish, 209 N. Weber Street, Colorado Springs." It was Anne's very own book. (Source: While Rome Burns, Alexander Wollcott)



A writer's plum pudding

In 1805, French writer Émile Deschamps was treated to some plum pudding by the stranger Monsieur de Fortgibu. Ten years later, he encountered plum pudding on the menu of a Paris restaurant, and wanted to order some, but the waiter told him the last dish had already been served to another customer, who turned out to be de Fortgibu. Many years later in 1832 Émile Deschamps was at a diner, and was once again offered plum pudding. He recalled the earlier incident and told his friends that only de Fortgibu was missing to make the setting complete — and in the same instant the now senile de Fortgibu entered the room.



King Umberto I' double

In Monza, Italy, King Umberto I, went to a small restaurant for dinner, accompanied by his aide-de-camp, General Emilio Ponzia- Vaglia. When the owner took King Umberto's order, the King noticed that he and the restaurant owner were virtual doubles, in face and in build. Both men began discussing the striking resemblances between each other and found many more similarities.
a) Both men were born on the same day, of the same year, (March 14th, 1844).
b) Both men had been born in the same town.
c) Both men married a woman with same name, Margherita.
d) The restauranteur opened his restaurant on the same day that King Umberto was crowned King of Italy.
e) On the 29th July 1900, King Umberto was informed that the restauranteur had died that day in a mysterious shooting accident, and as he expressed his regret, he was then assassinated by an anarchist in the crowd.



The 21st, a bad day for King Louis XVI

When King Louis XVI of France was a child, he was warned by an astrologer to always be on his guard on the 21st day of each month. Louis ws so terrified by this that he never did business on this day. Unfortunately Louis was not always on his guard. On June 21st 1791, following the French revolution, Louis and his queen were arrested in Varennes, whist trying to escape France. On September 21st 1791, France abolished the institution of Royalty and proclaimed itself a republic. Finally on January 21st 1793, King Louis XVI was executed by guillotine.

Friday, May 18, 2007

The myth about (NASA's) space pen and the Russian pencil

I am sick of the anecdote of NASA spending millions of dollars developing a high-tech writing pen that could function in microgravity, while the crafty and resource-strapped Soviets simply gave their cosmonauts a pencil. Great parable, isn't it? It really underscores the wisdom of not overthinking the problem (and certainly not wasting technical resources on the "slick" solution).

IT folks in particular have heard this tale more than their fair share since it seems to apply directly to engineering problems -- not to mention its appeal to budget-obsessed managers. It's too bad then that it's a load of science fiction.

The first writing implements NASA sent into space were, in fact, pencils. The same was true of all early Soviet spaceflights. This was also incredibly stupid.

While pencils might have the advantage of being microgravity-effective, they also have the disadvantage of their construction. Two relatively flammable materials -- wood and graphite -- were only more dangerous in the 100-percent oxygen environment present in all pre-Apollo manned NASA spacecraft. Add in the fact that broken graphite tips become airborne irritants in zero-G, and pencils are actually a pretty dumb thing to send into space no matter how cost-effective they might seem.

So, NASA spent some money trying to develop a better pencil, creating some highly expensive oversized mechanical pencils for use by astronauts. The final product was an average $1.75 mechanical pencil mechanism placed in a special housing large enough for astronauts to use while wearing thick spacesuit gloves, strong enough that they wouldn't shatter and create microgravity debris, and light enough not to significantly impact spacecraft weight constraints.

The final cost? Those space-worthy pencils cost $128.84 in 1965 dollars -- a fact that came to the attention of Congress and the media, both of which found the figure excessive.

In reaction to the pencil controversy, NASA sought bids for cheaper writing implements for space missions. It found a suitable ink pen independently developed by a private manufacturer -- the Fisher Pen Company -- with no input or financial support from the space agency.

These now-famous "space pens" were actually cheaper than NASA's homegrown pencils by a significant margin, and the original lot of NASA-procured space pens cost the agency far less than the purported millions it mythically spent to develop the devices.


Friday, March 02, 2007

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

  1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

  2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

  4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

  5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

  6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

  7. Never lick a steak knife.

  8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

  9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

  10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

  11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

  12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

  13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

  14. Your friends love you anyway.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Where will be my home when the poles melt and the sea rises?

Looking for Google Earth extras, I came across this site

http://flood.firetree.net/

which shows the areas that will be covered under water, when the sea level rises (not any time soon, I hope).

You can play with various water heights.

Awesome!

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4 Trillian

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6 Adobe Acrobat Reader

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7 Core FTP Lite
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Friday, February 16, 2007

Seven tech predictions for '07

I copied this from a CNET article by David Carnoy

Seven tech predictions for '07


I'm not sure yet whether I'll make this an annual ritual, but after taking a stab last year at doing a little crystal-ball gazing and coming up with six tech predictions for 2006, I figured I'd give it another shot for '07. Granted, my prophecies for '06 weren't terribly bold or outlandish, but the idea--my idea, anyway--is to go out on a limb a little bit while remaining somewhat grounded in reality, so I might actually impart some semi-useful information while standing a chance at being correct come year's end. (For those keeping score, I basically did well with five of six of my picks, and fell down only on my video iPod prediction).

Without further ado, here's what I have for this year, and as usual, if my forecasts seem trivial or moronic, feel free to add your own by clicking the TalkBack button.

1. Sixty-inch plasma for $2,000 by year's end
At CES, Vizio announced it would begin selling a $3,000 60-inch plasma by the end of February. We expect to see that price erode throughout the year and quite possibly close in on two grand by the holiday season. We can't say if the set will by any good, but it will be big.

2. Digital photo frames take off


Digital photo frames were hot for the holidays and they only stand to get hotter as higher quality, more affordable frames with expanded features hit the market in early '07. However, only when David Pogue or Walt Mossberg finally does a column reviewing several frames will the category officially be declared "hot."

3. Better games breathe new life into Sony PS3 by midyear
It's going to take several months, but expect to see plenty of articles late in the year about how things don't look so bleak for Sony and the PS3. Yes, Sony still has problems, but a handful of impressive games--such as Lair and Metal Gear Solid 4--and updated features (via downloadable system updates) will help fuel a PS3 revival.

4. HD DVD surrenders by September


OK, this probably won't happen, but it should. With sales for both HD DVD and Blu-ray stand-alone players remaining tepid throughout the year, the biggest number of players will actually come in the form of game consoles--or in the case of the Xbox 360 and its HD DVD external drive, game console accessories. According to the numbers we're seeing, there are 175,000 HD DVD players out there (with 92,000 of those being Xbox 360 HD DVD players) and around a million Blu-ray players in homes, most of them PS3s. As Sony ramps up PS3 production, we expect that 5:1 ratio to hold, and perhaps even increase. Add to that the fact that sometime very soon the number of available Blu-ray titles will top the number of HD DVD titles, with the gap continuing to widen as the year progresses, and things don't look all that good for Camp HD DVD. Personally, I don't care who wins or loses, and I'm not rooting for either format. But unfortunately, if someone doesn't bow out gracefully, both formats risk going nowhere, especially with various forms of downloadable HD content in the works. (Read Senior Editor John Falcone's "Dispatches from the format war: H-DVD vs. Blu-ray" for a complete rundown.)

What are your product predictions for 2007?
5. Few Windows XP users will upgrade to Vista
I'm not really going out a limb here, but I'm betting that most folks upgrading to Microsoft's new OS, Vista, will make the leap only when they buy a new desktop or laptop--they'll stick with the status quo for their existing machines. Also, you can expect some confusion over the various flavors of Vista. Microsoft should have stuck with at most three, not five. (Will Apple put out five flavors of Leopard? I think not.)

6. No SED televisions before 2008
SED (surface-conduction electron-emitter display) is supposed to be the next big thing in flat-panel TVs. Prototypes have been kicking around for a couple of years, and from the demonstrations we've seen, the picture looks good--damn good. But neither Canon nor Toshiba could build them cheap enough to compete with plasmas or LCDs. After a no-show at CES 2007, Canon's bought Toshiba out and will go it alone. But don't expect to see a commercially available SED model in 2007. Maybe 2008.

7. iPhone gets rave reviews despite serious flaws


CNET review*
Rating: 8.3 (Editors' Choice)
Design: 9
Features: 9
Performance: 7

Good: The iPhone is a groundbreaking smart phone that features an impressively user-friendly touch-screen interface, sexy design, terrific multimedia functionality, plus a nifty e-mail client and Web browser, PDA functionality, a built-in camera, and a nice collection of useful applications, including one-touch weather reports and Google/Yahoo Maps. The device doubles as a video iPod, and also automatically switches from landscape to portrait mode with a flick of your wrist.

Bad: Expensive; screen is fingerprint and facial-oil magnet; no expansion slot for additional memory; can't add additional applications; non-user-replaceable battery doesn't deliver as much juice as promised; no support for true 3G networks; definitely requires a protective case; need PC or Mac to download media--no direct access to iTunes Store.

Bottom line: Like the original iPod, the first-gen iPhone is a revolutionary product with an unbeatable cool factor. But before you shell out 500 or 600 bucks, just remember, the next iPhone will have double the memory and double the battery life for the same price next year.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

From a Douglas MacArthur speech

A magnificent passage from a speech of General Douglas MacArthur

“People grow old only by deserting their ideals, Macarthur had written. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul. You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope as old as your despair. In the central place of every heart there is a recording chamber. So long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer and courage, so long are you young. When your heart is covered with the snows of pessimism and the ice of cynicism, then, and then only, are you grown old. And then, indeed as the ballad says, you just fade away.”

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Truisms (b-f)

  • bad intentions can yield good results
  • being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
  • being happy is more important than anything else
  • being judgmental is a sign of life
  • being sure of yourself means you're a fool
  • believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
  • boredom makes you do crazy things
  • calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
  • categorizing fear is calming
  • change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
  • chasing the new is dangerous to society
  • children are the most cruel of all
  • children are the hope of the future
  • class action is a nice idea with no substance
  • class structure is as artificial as plastic
  • confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
  • crime against property is relatively unimportant
  • decadence can be an end in itself
  • decency is a relative thing
  • dependence can be a meal ticket
  • description is more important than metaphor
  • deviants are sacrificed to increase group solidarity
  • disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
  • disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
  • don't place to much trust in experts
  • drama often obscures the real issues
  • dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
  • dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
  • dying should be as easy as falling off a log
  • eating too much is criminal
  • elaboration is a form of pollution
  • emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
  • enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
  • ensure that your life stays in flux
  • even your family can betray you
  • every achievement requires a sacrifice
  • everyone's work is equally important
  • everything that's interesting is new
  • exceptional people deserve special concessions
  • expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
  • expressing anger is necessary
  • extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
  • extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
  • faithfulness is a social not a biological law
  • fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
  • fathers often use too much force
  • fear is the greatest incapacitator
  • freedom is a luxury not a necessity

Friday, December 08, 2006

Insults. A useful guide

  • He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.- Groucho Marx
  • His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. - F. H. Bradley
  • "The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley
  • Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
  • Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
  • Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own .
  • He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory.
  • He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
  • I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
  • Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - Don Rickles
  • She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her.
  • Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
  • I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.
  • See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
  • Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
  • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
  • Are your parents siblings?
  • As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
  • Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
  • Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
  • Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
  • Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
  • Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
  • Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
  • Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
  • He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
  • He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
  • He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
  • He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
  • Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
  • Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
  • I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
  • I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
  • I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
  • I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
  • I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
  • I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
  • I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
  • I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
  • I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
  • I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
  • I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
  • If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
  • If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
  • If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
  • If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
  • Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
  • Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
  • Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
  • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
  • Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
  • There is no vaccine against stupidity.
  • Just because nobody understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."
  • Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds."
  • Seeing you makes me think "somewhere, there's a village missing an idiot."

Monday, December 04, 2006

Security. Deny it

Security is Mostly a Superstition.
It Does Not Exist in Nature, Nor do
the Children of Humans as a Whole
Experience it. Avoiding Danger is no
Safer in the Long Run than Outright Exposure.
Life is Either a Daring Adventure or Nothing.

- Helen Keller (deaf & blind writer)